1. Have an Irish breakfast for lunch
2. Sample a 60¢ Rocky Road cookie from C.R.E.A.M.
2. Ultimately stick to the classics and go Chocolate Chip,
even if it is only half-baked. Correction: especially if it is only half-baked.
3. Buy porkchops.
5. Make chili at home for self.
5. Serve Hawaiian-style in a 2:1:1 starch, veg, protein ratio.
6. And next time? Do NOT serve with Foster's.